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| This Skit is meant for older campers. Decide for yourself if it is appropriate for your younger campers or not. | |
| Required: | two or three campers |
| Script: | One camper could play the 'nurse' and the 'doctor'. Two campers that memorize the whole skit and pop from joke to joke really make it work. Patient: I can't figure out why my nose runs and my feet smell. My last doctor said I'm paranoid. Well, he didn't actually say it, but I could tell he was thinking it. So, I'm going to see a new doctor. (walks up to Nurse) Patient: Nurse, I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes. Nurse: Have you seen a doctor? Patient: No, just spots. Patient: I brought my son in two hours ago because he swallowed a silver dollar. What's his status? Nurse: No change yet. Patient: Well, let me see the doctor. (walks over to Doctor) Patient: Doctor! I feel like a set of curtains. Doctor: Pull yourself together, man! Patient: Doctor! I've got insomnia. Doctor: Don't lose any sleep over it! Patient: Doctor! I have weird dreams that I'm invisible. Doctor: I can't see you now. Please come back tomorrow. Patient: Doctor! I feel like killing myself and I need your help. What should I do? Doctor: Pay in advance. Patient: Doctor! I think I'm shrinking! Doctor: You'll just have to be a little patient. Patient: Doctor! Everyone keeps ignoring me. Doctor: Next! Patient: Doctor! My back feels like a deck of cards! Doctor: I'll deal with you later. Patient: Doctor! I feel awful again. What's wrong with me? Doctor: Oh, you've had this before? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well, you've got it again! Patient: My friend's doctor told him he had appendicitis. Two weeks later, my friend died of heart failure. Doctor: Don't worry. If I tell you you've got appendicitis, you'll die from appendicitis! Patient: Doctor! I need this rusty nail removed from my foot. How long will it take and how much will it cost? Doctor: $300 and about 5 minutes. Patient: $300!?! For five minutes work? Doctor: Well, I can do it slower if you'd like. Patient: Doctor! What's wrong? You look puzzled. Doctor: I can't figure what's wrong with you but I think it's the result of heavy drinking. Patient: OK, I'll just come back when you're sober. |
Doctor! Camping Skit 
