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| Required: | 4 or more campers a chair a map |
| Preparation: | 1 camper is a local fellow sitting on his front porch. The rest are on a hike and find themselves lost. |
| Notes: | The Local can use a slow drawl accent if that would make it funnier. The hiking campers get more frustrated with each question asked. |
| Script: | Camper #1: (to other hikers, while looking at map) Gee, guys, looks like we're lost. Camper #2: Let's ask that guy over there for directions. (walk over to Local sitting on chair.) Camper #3: Excuse me, we've been hiking for 20 miles and we seem to be lost. Can you help us? Local: Why, shore, whadda ya need? Camper #1: (looking at map) Can you tell us where Mt. Plummet is from here? Local: Nope, never heard of it. Camper #2: Can you point us towards 'the White River'? Local: Nope, don't know where that's at. Camper #3: How about Fort Smithers? Local: Nope, don't know that one neither. Camper #1: Well, how far is it to 'Red Prairie' then? Local: Sorry, couldn't tell ya. Camper #2: Oh, come on! Where's the closest highway? Local: Highway? Hmm, don't know if there is a highway round here. Camper #3: Sheesh! What DO you know? Local: Well, sonny, I DO know I ain't lost! |
I Ain't Lost Camping Skit 
