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Taking My Case to Court Camping Skit |
Required: | 1 Master of Ceremonies 1 Camper briefcase or empty soda case ladder flashlight banana |
Script: | MC stands center stage to give announcements or something. (Camper #1 walks quickly across stage in front of MC, caring his case.) MC: Hey, what are you doing? I'm trying to do some things here. Camper #1: I'm taking my CASE to court! (and, exits stage) (MC announces next skit or song and it occurs.)
(MC center stage. Camper walks up to MC, sets down his case, positions the MC's hands palms up in front of him, and places the case on them.) MC: What are you doing? Camper #1: I REST my case! (grabs case and exits stage) (MC announces next skit or song and it occurs.)
(MC center stage. Camper walks on opening and shutting the case.) MC: What's that? Camper #1: It's an OPEN and SHUT case! (exits stage) (MC announces next skit or song and it occurs.)
(MC center stage. Camper walks on bending over searching all around.) MC: Excuse me, what are you doing? Camper #1: I lost my case! (and, exits stage) (MC announces next skit or song and it occurs.)
(MC center stage. Camper walks on with case and shining flashlight ahead of him.) MC: Excuse me, what are you doing? Camper #1: I'm taking my case to Night Court! (and, exits stage)
(MC center stage. Camper walks on carrying case and ladder.) MC: Hey, NOW what are you doing? Camper #1: I'm taking my case to a HIGHER court! (Camper walks offstage)
(MC center stage. From the sidelines, the case comes flying onto the stage and lands at the MCs feet. The camper comes tumbling running out as if he were thrown.) MC: Whoa! Are you ok? What's going on? Camper #1: My case got thrown out of court! (Camper picks up case and walks offstage)
(MC center stage. Camper walks on carrying case under arm and peeling a banana.) MC: Hey, now what are you doing? Camper #1: I'm taking my case to the court of APPEALS! (Camper walks offstage)
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