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| Required: | 3 campers water bucket with small amount of water |
| Preparation: | Camper #3 is planted out in the audience. |
| Script: | Camper #1: Hey! I'm the best darn spitter in the whole world. Why, once I knocked a fly off a branch in the top of an oak trip with one spit! I even put out a match a hundred feet away! Camper #2: No way! No one can spit like that! Camper #1: Oh yeah? Here, I'll prove it. You stand over there and hold out your hand and I'll hit it. Camper #2: No way! I don't want your spit all over my hand! Camper #1: OK. Here, use this old bucket to catch my spit then. (#2 takes the bucket and moves away from #1) Camper #2: OK. Go ahead. Camper #1: (winds up and pretends to spit at the bucket) Patui! Camper #2: (tap the bottom of the bucket to make a thump like it caught the spit) Wow! You did it! Can you spit further? Camper #1: Sure, no problem. Back up. Camper #2: (both step further apart) OK. Go ahead. Camper #1: (winds up and pretends to spit at the bucket) Patui! Camper #2: (tap the bottom of the bucket to make a thump like it caught the spit) Wow! You did it! How far can you spit? Camper #1: Heck, I can spit all the way around the world if I wanted to. Camper #2: No way! Prove it! Camper #1: OK. (really winds up and pretends to spit - a powerful one) Camper #2: (duck out of the way as the spit flies past) Camper #1: (looks behind him and ducks as the spit flies by) Camper #2: (tap the bottom of the bucket to make a thump like it caught the spit) Wow! You did it! That's amazing! Camper #3: Baloney! He didn't really spit around the world and into that bucket! Camper #1: Oh yeah? Go ahead and show him. Camper #2: (take the bucket and toss the water out over the audience) |
World Record Spitter Camping Skit 
