There was a crazy moose (there was a crazy moose) Who liked to drink a lot of juice (who liked to drink a lot of juice) There was a crazy moose (there was a crazy moose) Who liked to drink a lot of juice (who liked to drink a lot of juice)
Chorus Singing way-oh, way oh (singing way-oh, way-oh) Way-up, way-up, way-up way-up (way-up, way-up, way-up, way-up) Way oh, way oh (way oh, way oh) Way-up, way-up, way-up, way-up (way-up, way-up, way-up way-up)
The moose's name was Fred. He liked to drink his juice in bed.
He drank his juice with care, But he spilled some in his hair.
Now he's a sticky moose. A moose covered in juice.
All his hair went stiff. So he combed it in a quiff.
His friends began to laugh. So he had to take a bath.
As the water went down, Fred the moose began to drown. Singing glug-glug-glug-glug
Now let's all count to five. Fred the moose is back alive.