Don't Wear No Socks Camping Song | |
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| Lyrics: | (Instead of "Your Momma", you could use "Camp Staff", "Boy Scouts", "Our Gang", ... whatever you want) Your Mama don't wear no socks A ding dong I saw 'em when she took 'em off A ding dong She threw them in the tree A ding dong Now the dogs refuse to pee A ding dong dong dong dong A ding dong dong dong dong A ding dong She threw them in the lake - the fish began to regurgitate. She threw them on my bed - now my poor Teddy's dead She threw them in her bed - now dad sleeps in the shed She threw them under the bed - left all the cockroaches dead She served them up for lunch - but no one wanted much She put them in the fridge - now we all live under a bridge She threw them in the sky - now Superman refuses to fly She threw them in the air - now Superman's on medicare She threw them over the fence - haven't seen the neighbor since She threw them on the wall - now Spiderman won't crawl She threw them on the ceiling - now the paint's all peeling She threw them in a boat - now that boat can't float She threw them at the cat - now the cat's a welcome mat She threw them on the clock - now the clock don't tick or tock She threw them up towards heaven - brought down a 7-4-7 She threw them in the garbage can - killed 3 rats and the garbage man She threw them in the washing machine - now all the clothes are green She threw them at a squirrel - made that poor squirrel hurl She threw them at a rock - that rock got up and walked She threw them at a bus - you should have heard it cuss She threw them at a flower - now it's praying for an April shower She threw them in the fire - that made the fire expire She threw them in my Coke - I took a sip and nearly croaked. She threw them at the sun - Made the sun dial 911 She threw them on a telephone wire - Started the Chicago fire She threw them in a hole - Wouldn't touch 'em with a 10 foot pole She thew them in outer space - That's the end of the human race She threw them at King Kong - That's the end of this silly song |
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