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| Tune: (Grand Old Duke of York) | |
| Lyrics: | The Grand old Captain Kirk, he had ten thousand men. He beamed them up to the Enterprise and beamed them down again. And when you're up, you're up,(stand) and when you're down, you're down,(crouch way down) and when you're only halfway up, you're nowhere to be found.(crouch halfway and wave arms back and forth) |
Grand Old Captain Kirk Camping Song 
