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Hageleena Mageleena Camping Song |
Lyrics: | Chorus: Hagaleena Magaleena Upa Staka Waka Taka Oka Poka Loka was her name. (Clap Clap) There was a funny girl, she had a funny name. She got it from her pappy just the same, same, same. Chorus She had two hairs in the middle of her head One was alive (put one finger on top of your head) And the other one was dead (put another finger on top of your head) Chorus She had two eyes in the front of her head One was green and the other was red. Chorus She had two teeth in the front of her mouth One pointed north (put one finger against your mouth, pointing north) And one the other pointed south (put another finger against your mouth, pointing south) Chorus She had two lips, two beautiful lips, Shaped just like two battleships. Chorus Her nose was so long that when she sneezed It got caught in between her knees. Chorus Her ears stuck out like the sails of a boat Her Adam's apple wandered up and down her throat. Chorus She had two arms in the middle of her body One knew judo (horizontal karate chop motion) And the other knew karate (vertical karate chop motion) Chorus
She loved to polish her fingernails She bought her polish in ten gallon pails. Chorus She had two feet size twelve and a half One took a shower (kick out one foot) And the other took a bath (kick out the other foot) Chorus Her feet were flat as bathroom mats I forgot to ask how they got like that. Chorus A semi-truck hit Mag-a-leena (slow down during this line) (back to original tempo) Completely destroyed that poor machina! Chorus
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