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| Tune: 'If You're Happy and You Know It' | |
| Lyrics: | Oh, I wish I were a little bar of soap. Oh, I wish I were a little bar of soap. I would slippy and I'd slidey, Over everybody's hidey. Oh, I wish I were a little bar of soap. Oh, I wish I were a little hunk of mud. Oh, I wish I were a little hunk of mud. I would ooey and I'd gooey, Under everybody's shoey. Oh, I wish I were a little hunk of mud. Oh, I wish I were a little can of pop. Oh, I wish I were a little can of pop. I'd go down with a slurp, and come up with a burp. Oh, I wish I were a little can of pop. Oh, I wish I were a little slippery root. Oh, I wish I were a little slippery root. I would sit upon the trail, And knock everyone on his tail. Oh, I wish I were a little slippery root. Oh, I wish I were a little mosquito. Oh, I wish I were a little mosquito. I'd buzzy and I'd bitey, Under everybody's nighty. Oh, I wish I were a little mosquito. Oh, I wish I were a little squirty orange. Oh, I wish I were a little squirty orange. I'd go squirty, squirty, squirty, Over everybody's shirty. Oh, I wish I were a little squirty orange. Oh, I wish I were a little foreign car. Oh, I wish I were a little foreign car. I'd go speedy, speedy, speedy Over everybody's feety. Oh, I wish I were a little foreign car. Oh, I wish I were a fishy in the sea. Oh, I wish I were a fishy in the sea. Wouldn't I look cute Without my swimming suit? Oh, I wish I were a fishy in the sea. Oh, I wish I were a little safety pin. Oh, I wish I were a little safety pin. Wouldn't it be fun If I suddenly came undone? Oh, I wish I were a little safety pin. Oh, I wish I were a little band-aid strip. Oh, I wish I were a little band-aid strip. I'd stick to your hairs And pull them out in pairs. Oh, I wish I were a little band-aid strip. Oh, I wish I were a little stinky skunk. Oh, I wish I were a little stinky skunk. I'd sit up in the trees And perfume all the breeze. Oh, I wish I were a little stinky skunk. Oh, I wish I were a little sparrow bird. Oh, I wish I were a little sparrow bird. I'd sit up on the steeple and dump on all the peeple. Oh, I wish I were a little sparrow bird. Oh, I wish I were a creepy scary ghost. Oh, I wish I were a creepy scary ghost. I'd give you such a scare That you'd lose your underwear. Oh, I wish I were a creepy scary ghost. |
I Wish I Were Camping Song 
