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| Lyrics: | Miss Lucy had a baby [C F C D C A C] She named him Tiny Tim [C F C D Eflat E] She put him in the bathtub [C E C D C A C] To see if he could swim [C D C D E F] He drank up all the water He ate up all the soap He tried to eat the bathtub But it wouldn't go down his throat Miss Lucy called the doctor Miss Lucy called the nurse Miss Lucy called the lady with the alligator purse "Measles" said the doctor "Tonsils" said the nurse "Hungry" said the lady with the alligator purse Miss Lucy had a steamboat The steamboat had a bell The steamboat went to heaven Miss Lucy went to ... Hello operator Please give me Number 9 And if you disconnect me I'll kick you from ... Behind the yellow curtain There was a piece of glass Miss Lucy sat upon it And cut her little ... Ask me no more questions I'll tell you no more lies The boys are in the bathroom Zipping up their ... Flies are in the city Bees are in the park Miss Lucy and her boyfriend Are kissing in the ... Dark is like a movie A movie's like a show A show is like a TV And that is all ... I know, I know my ma I know, I know my pa I know, I know my girlfriend when she does the cha-cha-cha [ wiggle hips like a dancing girl on 'cha-cha-cha'] My mother is Godzilla My father is King Kong And now I have to slap myself for singing this dumb song! [slap forehead] |
Miss Lucy Camping Song 
