Mountain Dew Camping Song | |
| This Song is meant for older campers. Decide for yourself if it is appropriate for your younger campers or not. | |
| Lyrics: | My brother Bill runs a still on the hill Where he turns out a gallon or two (or three) And the buzzards in the sky get so drunk they can not fly Just from sniffing that good ol' mountain dew. Chorus: They call it that good ol' mountan dew, And them that refuse it are few. I'll hush up my mug if you'll fill up my jug With that good ol' mountain dew. My aunt Lucille had an automobile, It ran on a gallon or two (or three) It didn't need no gas and it went awful fast Running on that good ol' mountain dew. - Chorus My uncle Mort, he is sawed off and short, He measures 'bout four foot two (or three) But he thinks he's a giant when you give him a pint Of that good ol' mountain dew. - Chorus Old Auntie June had a brand new perfume, It had such a wonderful 'pew' (pee-ew) But to her surprise, when she had it analyzed, It was nothing but that good ol' mountain dew - Chorus My Uncle Art, he ain't very smart His IQ is just twenty two (or three) But he thinks he's a wizard, when he fills up his gizzard With that good ol' mountain dew - Chorus My Uncle Hank bought an old army tank Way back in 'forty two (or three). It wouldn't budge, 'til he gave it a gludge Of that good ol' mountain dew - Chorus I know a guy named Pete, his hair ain't so neat, Though he fixes it with syrup and blue (what's blue?) But it stays right in place when he uses just a trace Of that good ol' mountain dew. - Chorus The preacher-he walked by, with a big tear in his eye Said that his wife had the flu (boo hoo) And hadn't I ought just to give him a quart Of that good ol' mountain dew. - Chorus My uncle Klaus had a real mean old mouse It'd beat up a cat or two ( or three) When they asked how it happened, He said it was a lappin' That good ol' mountain dew - Chorus There's an old hollow tree, just a little way from me Where you lay down a dollar or two If you hush up your mug, then they'll give you a jug Of that good ol' mountain dew. - Chorus You take a little trash and you mix it up with ash, And you throw in the soul of a shoe. Then you stir it awhile with an old rusty file, And they call it that good ol' mountain dew. - Chorus During the last war, we couldn't get no more, We didn't have no sugar for the dew With a few old potaters and a few ripe tomaters, We turned out some stuff, I'm tellin' you. - Chorus Old Deacon Crane took a trip in the rain, Said his wife had come down with the flu, But she'll be all right if you give her a pint Of that good ol' mountain dew. - Chorus Mr. Franklin Roosevelt, he told me how he felt The day the old dry law went through: If your likker's too red, it will swell up your head Better stick to that good ol' mountain dew. - Chorus Old auntie Bess had some hair on her chest. I asked her if she put it there with glue. She said, "Heck No! It just started to grow, When I took up drinking mountain dew." - Chorus My cousin Jake, he was bit by a snake. And the doc thought he wouldn't pull through. But he up and danced a jig when they gave him a swig Of that good ol' mountain dew. - Chorus More verses ... The campers yell all day and they like to play Maybe sing a song or two (or three) The key may be wrong but they'll sing out strong For that good ol' Mountain Dew - Chorus The summer camp staff could sure use a bath Maybe one or two (or three) They surely will laugh if you give 'em a bath In that good ol' Mountain Dew - Chorus The racoons at night sure give us a fright They come in by ones or twos (or threes) But we chase them off fast when they come for our glass Of that good ol' Mountain Dew - Chorus The beachfront is great and we hardly can wait To swim for an hour or two (or three) The water will fizz when we take a whiz After drinking that Mountain Dew - Chorus Now that we're home we still like the foam When we drink a can or two (or three) We'll be back next year and then we'll cheer For our good ol' Mountain Dew - Chorus Our old buddy Paul really is tall He stands about six foot two (or three) He got that way from drinking each day A six-pack of Mountain Dew - Chorus Our SPL Pete has bad stinky feet You can smell 'em for a mile or two (or three) But they smell awful sweet if you dose 'em in DEET then rinse 'em with Mountain Dew - Chorus My uncle Crocker, he was a boxer He'd give 'em the old one two (or three) He wouldn't fight, it just wouldn't be right Unless it was for his Mountain Dew - Chorus We went up the Brule, right before school To kayak a mile or two (or three) We sure did row once we had a go At that good ol' Mountain Dew - Chorus That darn IRS wants my money, God Bless! I'd like to keep a dollar or two (or three) They'll settle for less, if I fill up their glass With that good old Mountain Dew -Chorus |
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