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| Lyrics: | Sam, Sam, the lavatory man, Chief inspector of the outhouse clan (stand straight like soldier & salute) He issues the tissues, the paper, and the towels (pass out 'items') He listens to the sounds of the rumbling bowels (hold hand to ear) Down, down, down below the ground (point down on down) Where all the little poopies are swimming around (swimming motion) There sits Sam, the lavatory man, Scooping up the poopies, Scooping up the poopies, Scooping up the poopies in his little tin can! |
Sam, Sam, the Lavatory Man Camping Song 
