| Lyrics: | I'm glad I am a [camper, boy scout, teenager, ..., whatever your group is], there's nothing I'd rather be
But if I weren't a [camper,...], ......
- A bird watcher I would be -
Hark a lark, flying through the park, SPLAT! - A plumber I would be
Plunge it, flush it, look out below! - A mermaid I would be
Bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop! - A carpenter I would be
Two by four, two by four, nail it to the floor! OUCH!
[or] Bang, Bang, Smack, Smack, Show a little butt crack. - A teacher I would be
Sit down, shut up, throw away your gum! - A flight attendant I would be
Coffee, tea, or me, sir; here's your little bag. BLEH! - A typist I would be
Ticka, ticka, ticka, ticka, ticka, ticka, ZING! - A hippie I would be
Love and peace, my hair is full of grease!
[or] Hey Man! Cool Man! Far out! Wow!
{or] Peace! Love! Here comes the fuzz! - A farmer I would be
Here's a cow, there's a cow, and here's another yuck!
[or] Give, Bessy, give, the baby's gotta live! - A laundry worker I would be
Starchy here, starchy there, starchy in your underwear! - A cashier I would be
Twenty nine, forty nine, here's your change, sir! - A gym teacher I would be
Push ups, Sit ups, Run another lap! - A medic I would be
Turn around, drop your pants, jab, jab, jab! - An electrician I would be
Positive, negative, bbzzzzt -ZAP! - A fireman I would be
Jump lady, jump... whoa splat! - A cook I would be
Mix it, bake it; heartburn-BURP! - A ice cream maker I would be
Tutti-frutti, tutti-frutti, nice ice cream! - A politician I would be
Raise the taxes, lower the pay, vote for me on election day! - A butcher I would be
Chop it up, grind it up, make a little patty! - A garbage collector I would be
Lift it, dump it, pick out the good stuff
[or] Pile that garbage. Pile that garbage. Pile it to the sky. - A [Domino's] pizza maker I would be
30 minute, fast delivery! - A clam digger I would be
Dig one here, dig one there-Oh my frozen derriere! - Superman I would be
It's a bird, it's a plane, where is Lois Lane? - Lois Lane I would be
Superman, Superman, what a dreamy man! - A cyclist I would be
peddle, peddle, peddle, peddle; ring, ring, ring! - A house cleaner I would be
Ooh, a bug; squish it in the rug! - A baby I would be
Mama, Dada, I wuv you! - A Preacher I would be
Well, well, you never can tell; you might go to heaven, or you might go to ... - A DJ I would Be,
Miles of smiles on the radio dial. - A Stewardess I would be,
Here's your coffee, here's your tea. Here's your paper bag - Blaaah! - A Baker I would be,
Donuts! Eclairs! Buy My Buns! - A Lifeguard I would be,
Save yourself, Man. I'm working on my tan!
[or] Swim Jimmy swim, I'm not getting in!
[or] Mouth to Mouth Resuscitate, What a way to get a date. - A Lawyer I would be,
Honest. I swear, My client wasn't there - An Engineer, I would be,
Push the button, push the button, kick the darn machine. - A munchkin I would be,
Follow the road, follow the road, follow the yellow brick road. - A Ranger I would be,
Get eaten by a bear, see if I care. - A Scoutmaster I would be,
Do this, do that, Where's my coffee at?
[or] Do this, do that, Doughnuts make me fat. - An SPL I would be,
Do this, do that, I think I'll take a nap. - A doctor I would be
Take a pill; pay my bill! I'm going golfing!
[or] Needle! Thread! Stick 'em in the head! - A banker I would be,
Cash the check, what the heck, I'm going golfing. - A Grandma I would be
Don't cry, here's some pie, brave little guy! - A chef I would be,
French toast, fried chicken, what the heck is that? - A bus driver I would be,
Swerve, Skid, I almost hit a kid. - An ambulance driver I would be,
Scrape 'em off the pavement, put 'em in a bag. - A grave digger I would be,
Six feet down, plant 'em in the ground. - A grave robber I would be,
Six feet up, chuck 'em in the truck. - A policeman I would be,
Bang, Bang, Bang, stop or I'll shoot. - A hobo I would be,
Money please, money please, Hey I found a quarter. - A boxer I would be,
Left jab, right jab, upper hook, cross. - A statue (or fence post or tree) I would be,
(just stand stock still). - A priest I would be,
Hallelujah, amen, pass the plate around again. - A storm I would be,
Thunder, lightning, very very frightening! - A ballerina I would be,
Spin! Twirl! I think I'm gonna hurl! - A pizza man I would be,
Make a da pizza, make a da pie, choppa da onions and make a me cry
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