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| This Skit has gross parts. | |
| Required: | 4 or 5 campers |
| Script: | 3 or 4 campers in a group, all fishing and not catching anything. 1 other camper walks onstage, waves to them and they wave back. He sits aways away and starts fishing. He catches a fish and repeats it a few times. One camper gets up and walks over to the camper that is catching fish. Camper #1: I've been here fishing all day and haven't caught anything. You've almost caught your limit already. What's your secret? Fish Camper : mumble mumble with mouth closed. Camper #1: What did you say? Fish Camper : mumble mumble with mouth closed. Camper #1: Oh never mind! (walks back to buddies) Camper #1: He's kinda strange. I couldn't understand him. Repeat with each camper asking his secret until the last camper tries. Last Camper : We've been here all day and haven't caught anything. What's your secret? Fish Camper : mumble mumble with mouth closed. Last Camper : What? Fish Camper : mumble mumble with mouth closed. Last Camper : Oh, come on. You can tell me, buddy! (and gives him a slap on the back which causes the camper to take a big hard swallow and look kind of sick.) Fish Camper : I said - 'You have to keep the worms warm!' |
Fishing Secret Camping Skit 
