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Hare Restorer Camping Skit |
Required: | 3 campers hair spray can |
Script: | Rabbit is hopping around center stage. Camper enters stage as if driving a car and runs into rabbit. Camper gets out of car and checks rabbit and sees that he is definitely dead. Second camper drives up and stops. Camper #2: What's the matter? Camper #1: I hit this poor rabbit and killed it. Camper #2: Hey, that's no problem. I have just what you need right here - my wife left it in the car. Try it. (hand spray can to other camper. Camper shakes it and sprays a little on the rabbit. Rabbit twitches, gets up, and hops away. As he is hopping, he turns and waves at each hop.) Camper #1: Wow, that's great! What is this stuff? (reads can.) Camper #1: Hair Restorer - restores dead, lifeless hair and gives it a permanent wave.
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