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Illegal Chickenfarmer Camping Skit |
This Skit is meant for older campers. Decide for yourself if it is appropriate for your younger campers or not.
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Script: | Two campers are policemen and one camper is a chickenfarmer. One camper is a narrator offstage. Doing this with Russian or German accents might make it more entertaining.
Farmer: Here, chicky chicky chicky. Here chicky... (Two police walk up to farmer) Farmer: Hallo, officers. Police: Hey there, What are you doing? Farmer: I'm feeding my chickens. Police: What are you feeding them? Farmer: Corn Police: What! There is a corn shortage. Three years in the work camp for you! (They drag him away) Narrator: THREE YEARS LATER Farmer: Here, chicky chicky chicky. Here chicky... (Two police walk up to farmer) Farmer: Uh oh. Police: Hey there, What are you doing? Farmer: I'm feeding my chickens. Police: What are you feeding them? Farmer: Wheat Police: What! There is a wheat shortage. Five years in the work camp for you! (They drag him away) Narrator: FIVE YEARS LATER Farmer: Here, chicky chicky chicky. Here chicky... (Two police walk up to farmer) Farmer: Uh oh. Police: Hey there, What are you doing? Farmer: I'm feeding my chickens. Police: What are you feeding them?
(continue with beans, rice, ... as long as you want to drag it out. But, two is usually enough)
Farmer: Dollars! Police: Dollars?!? Why are you feeding them dollars? Farmer: So they can go buy their own food!
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