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Invisible Bench - plus Add-Ons Camping Skit A Favorite |
Required: | 4 to 8 campers |
Notes: | This is a funny skit the first time or two you see it. But, around here, it is waaaaay over-used. So, there have been a few add-ons created. See Raking an Invisible Garden skit also. |
Script: | Camper #1 walks onstage and squats down as if he is sitting on a bench that is invisible. Camper #2 walks up to #1. Camper #2: Whatcha doin'? Camper #1: Just sitting on this invisible bench. Camper #2: Can I join you? Camper #1: Sure. Camper #2 sits down next to #1. Camper #3 repeats the dialog. Each camper comes on and repeats, making a long line of campers sitting on the bench. Last camper walks up to line of campers. last Camper : What are you guys doing? all people: Just sitting here on this invisible bench. last Camper : No you aren't. I moved the bench over there. (points) All the sitting campers fall down.
Add-On #1: last Camper : No you aren't. I moved the bench over there yesterday. (points) Camper #1: But, I moved it back here this morning! last Camper : Oh, ok! (and sits down with the rest)
Add-On #2: last Camper : Oh, ok! (and sits down with the rest) one more Camper : What are you guys doing? all Campers: Sitting on this invisible bench. one more Camper : Oh no! I just got done painting that bench! all Campers: AAAAGH! (stand up and wipe paint off back sides.
Add-On #3: one more Camper : Oh no! I just got done painting that bench! Camper #1: Oh, that's ok. We all have our invisible paint suits on. (all stand up, and unzip front of suits and step out.) |