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My Royal Papers Camping Skit |
This Skit has gross parts.
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Required: | at least 2 campers chair toilet paper roll any number of other types of paper |
Script: | (leader is King, or President, or Gang Boss and is sitting on a chair center stage facing audience.) Leader: Bring me my [Royal, Presidential, Important] papers! (a camper runs up to him with a newspaper.) Leader: Those are NOT my Royal papers. (throws them aside.) Leader: Bring me my Royal papers now! (a camper runs up to him with notebook paper.) Leader: Those are NOT my Royal papers. (throws them aside.)
(repeat with paper towels, wrapping paper, brown paper bag, ...)
Leader: Bring me my Royal papers now! (a camper runs up to him with roll of toilet paper.) Leader: Aaaaaah, FINALLY! My Royal papers! (and hugs the roll to his chest as he runs offstage needing to use the toilet.) |