Pink Cadillac Camping Skit
|This Skit is meant for older campers.|
Decide for yourself if it is appropriate for your younger campers or not.
|Script:||(Guide is laying down center stage with his ear to the ground as if listening for something.)|
(2 hunters walk on stage and look at guide)
Hunter #1: What's with this lazy good for nothing guide? We're paying him good money to help us hunt and he's laying down! Where did you get this guy? He's laying in the middle of the road!
Hunter #2: Relax. My buddy said he was really good. He's probably listening for wild animals.
(Hunters walk over to Guide)
Hunter #2: Well, what is it?
Guide: (without moving)
Two guys in a pink Cadillac. The grill is missing and it has a broken headlight. The paint is scraped on the right fender. The driver is wearing a green coat and a cowboy hat. The other guy is wearing a brown coat and a stocking cap.
Hunter #2: See? I told you he was good!
Hunter #1: Amazing! You mean you can tell all that just from listening to the ground?
Guide: No way! They just ran over me!