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| Required: | 3 or more campers chairs for each Can lid or something to make a crash sound. |
| Preparation: | line chairs up to create an airplane seating layout. Have the pilot in front. All campers come in and sit down. |
| Script: | Pilot: This is your pilot. We have reached our cruising altitude of 30,000 feet. Please relax and enjoy the ride. We should arrive in approximately 2 hours. (Pause) (Pilot hits lid to make crash sound.) (all passengers look around confused and frightened.) Pilot: Some of you may have noticed a slight disturbance. That was our #4 engine. It had a malfunction and is not working. Please do not be alarmed, we will still make the trip but it will now take 3 hours. (passengers complain a little and look disappointed.) (pause) (Pilot hits lid to make crash sound.) (all passengers look around confused and frightened.) Pilot: Don't be worried, everyone. That was our #3 engine. The fuel line broke. We'll still make the trip but it will now take 5 hours. (passengers complain a little and look disappointed.) (pause) (Pilot hits lid to make crash sound.) (all passengers look around confused and frightened.) Pilot: Sorry, a little more bad news. That was our #2 engine. A seagull ran into it and it's offline. I'm afraid our trip will now take 7 hours. (passengers complain a little and look disappointed.) (pause) (Pilot hits lid to make crash sound.) (all passengers look around confused and frightened.) Pilot: (in a paniced voice) People, that was our #1 engine! Passenger: Oh Great! Now we're gonna be stuck up here all day! |
Plane Engine Trouble Camping Skit 
