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Tie In the Desert Camping Skit |
This Skit is meant for older campers. Decide for yourself if it is appropriate for your younger campers or not.
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Script: | Camper is struggling across the stage, in desperate need of water. Camper #1: Water! I need water! (struggles along to first person) Camper #2: Here, sir. Would you like to buy a tie? Camper #1: A tie? No! It's 110 degrees and the sand is blistering my feet. I want water, not a tie! (struggles further to next person) Camper #3: I have ties on special sale today only. Would you like one? Real cheap! Camper #1: I'm dieing here. I need water, not a cheap tie. (struggles on to next person, add as many people as you want ...)
(finally when approaching last person) Camper #1: An oasis! Water! And, there's someone guarding it. It must be good, clean water. Camper #1: Please, give me a glass of water! Last One: I'm sorry sir, but ties are required to enter this oasis. Good Day.
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