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| Required: | at least 5 campers toy gun |
| Script: | (Camper #1 stands facing audience center stage) (Camper #2 enters carrying toy gun, looking around lke he is hunting.) Camper #2: Excuse me, have you seen any turkeys around here? I'm hunting turkey for my Thanksgiving dinner. (Camper #1 with a slightly scared look, shakes his head 'no') Camper #3 runs across stage from the right and Camper #2 swings up his gun and shoots him. Camper #2: Darn, just a squirrel! Please, I really need to find a turkey. Do you know where any are? Camper #1 looks around scared and shakes his head 'no'. Camper #4 runs across stage from the left and Camper #2 swings up his gun and shoots him. Camper #2: Rats! just a rabbit. I know there are turkeys around here. You have to know where I can find one. Camper #1 really shakes his head 'no'. Repeat for as many animals you have - possum, skunk, butterfly, crow, ... with Camper #1 looking more worried and shaking his head harder each time. Finally, the hunter gives up. Camper #2: I give up! I guess I'll just go buy a chicken or something this year. (Sadly drags gun behind him as he exits stage) Camper #1: (flip hands under arms, looks happy, and runs off stage flapping his arms) Gobble! Gobble! Gobble! |
Turkey Hunt Camping Skit 
