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There Was an Old Lady Camping Song |
Lyrics: | There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. I don't know why she swallowed a fly. I guess she'll die. There was an old lady who swallowed a spider. That wiggled and jiggled and tickled inside her. She swallowed the spider to catch the fly. I don't know why she swallowed a fly. I guess she'll die. There was an old lady who swallowed a bird. How absurd! To swallow a bird! She swallowed the bird to catch the spider That wiggled and jiggled and tickled inside her. She swallowed the spider to catch the fly. I don't know why she swallowed the fly. I guess she'll die.
There was an old lady who swallowed a cat. Imagine that! She swallowed a cat. She swallowed the cat to catch the bird. How absurd! To swallow a bird! She swallowed the bird to catch the spider That wiggled and jiggled and tickled inside her. She swallowed the spider to catch the fly. I don't know why she swallowed the fly. I guess she'll die.
There was an old lady who swallowed a Dog. What a hog! She swallowed a dog. There was an old lady who swallowed a Goat. She opened her throat And in walked a goat. There was an old lady who swallowed a Cow. I don't know how She swallowed that cow. There was an old lady, she swallowed a horse. She's DEAD of course!
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