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Stealing Boxes Camping Skit |
This Skit is meant for older campers. Decide for yourself if it is appropriate for your younger campers or not.
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Required: | a box 5 or more campers |
Script: | The Manager and new Guard are onstage. Other campers are offstage with the box.
Manager: OK, Bob, your job is very important. We've had a lot of workers stealing things from the factory and this gate is the only way in and out. I want you to check everyone leaving to make sure they are not stealing anything. Got it? Guard: Yes, sir! I'll check everyone. Manager: Great. I'm going back to my office now. (exits)
(worker enters carrying the box) Guard: Hold it right there, buddy. What's in the box? Worker #1: What, this box? Guard: Yes, that box. What are you taking? Worker #1: Nothing. The box is empty. See? (shows audience the empty box) Guard: Alright then. Have a nice evening. (worker exits and gives box to next worker to bring onstage)
(repeat for as many workers as you have)
(Manager comes running up to guard) Manager: What are you doing? I hired you to stop all this stealing. You've only been here a few minutes and we're already losing things. Guard: But, I checked everyone that left and all of their boxes were empty. Manager: Of course! In this factory, we make boxes!
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