Art or Not Camping Skit
|Required:||at least 3 campers|
|Script:||(Two campers walk onstage together, gazing around at imaginary paintings)|
Camper #1: What a terrific art show this year!
Camper #2: Yes, the quality of the paintings is simply magnificent!
Camper #1: It will be so difficult to judge the winner. But, I do like this one here.
Camper #2: I agree, it is wonderful. But, see this one? It's at least as impressive.
(they can go on admiring indiviudal paintings, or have more campers in the conversation)
Camper #1: Oh My! LOOK AT THIS!
Camper #2: (gasping for breath) Astounding! Amazing! So vivid!
Camper #1: This is OBVIOUSLY the winner, no doubt about it.
Camper #2: Absolutely! None compare to this masterpiece.
(camper #3 comes up behind them and points at the painting)
Camper #3: Hey, that's mine!
Camper #1: You are the most brilliant painter ever!
Camper #2: A painter like you has never been seen before!
Camper #3: What? I'm no painter. I'm the janitor and that's the rag I use to clean the floor after all the artists finish painting for the day. Now, give it back!
(tears it off the wall and walks away)