Blind Horse Camping Skit
|This Skit is meant for older campers.|
Decide for yourself if it is appropriate for your younger campers or not.
|Required:||3 campers - one big enough to carry another|
|Notes:||the biggest camper is the horse so he can give the smaller camper a ride.|
|Script:||(camper #1 is walking his horse across the stage. camper #2 is going the other way and sees them.)|
Camper #2: Wow! (camper and horse stop.) Sir, that horse is beautiful! It's lines are perfect. It looks wonderful! I would like to buy it from you!
Camper #1: Why you wanna buy my horse? She no looka so good.
Camper #2: Ha! That is the best looking horse I've ever seen! I'll give you $500 for it!
Camper #1: But, meester, my horse no looka so good.
Camper #2: You are a shrewd bargainer, sir. I will give you $1000 for that horse - right here, right now!
Camper #1: Hokay.
(camper #2 gives the money, gets on the horse, and rides off while camper #1 counts his money.)
(the horse runs into a tree, chair, podium, whatever and the rider falls off. He then walks the horse back to camper #1)
Camper #2: Hey, wait a minute! You sold me a blind horse!
Camper #2: Yes, sir. Like I told you - My horse no looka so good!