Brown Pants Camping Skit

Brown Pants Camping Skit

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This Skit has gross parts and is meant for older campers.
Decide for yourself if it is appropriate for your younger campers or not.

Required:4 to 8 campers
Preparation:1 camper is Captain. 1 camper is lookout. 1 is Captain's galley boy. The rest are men-at-arms ready to fire cannons.
Script:Campers are on a ship at war cruising the sea looking for enemy.

Lookout: Ahoy, Cap'n! Enemy ships off the starboard bow.
Captain: How many?
Lookout: 2 ships, Cap'n.
Captain: Boy, bring me my red jacket so the men won't see my blood if I'm wounded!
(hands him his imaginary jacket which he puts on.)
Captain: Fire the cannons!
(campers make cannon noises)
Lookout: Woo-hoo! We sunk them both!
(captain takes off his jacket and hands it back to the boy)

Lookout: Ahoy, Cap'n! Enemy ships off the port bow.
Captain: How many?
Lookout: 5 ships, Cap'n.
Captain: Boy, bring me my red jacket so the men won't see my blood if I'm wounded!
(hands him his imaginary jacket which he puts on.)
Captain: Fire the cannons!
(campers make cannon noises)
Lookout: Woo-hoo! We sunk them all!
(captain takes off his jacket and hands it back to the boy)

Lookout: Ahoy, Cap'n! Enemy ships off the port stern.
Captain: How many?
Lookout: 40 ships, Cap'n!
Captain: Boy, bring me my BROWN PANTS!


Brown Pants Camping Skit