Can't Work in the Dark Camping Skit
|Required:||4 or more campers|
|Script:||All campers are center stage digging with shovels, raking, whatever manual labor they want.|
One camper just stands there with his arm raised straight as if he were holding a torch in his hand.
(Boss walks onstage to survey the work being done. He sees the one guy not working and walks up to him.)
Boss: I'm paying you to work, not to just stand around. Why aren't you working?
Camper #1: I'm a lightbulb!
Boss: Get to work! When I come back, if you aren't working, you're fired!
(boss leaves and everyone continues to do the same things. Then, boss returns and sees camper still not working.)
Boss: That's it! You're fired! Get out!
(camper drops his arm and dejectedly exits stage. As soon as he drops his arm, the rest look around, stop working, and start to leave.)
Boss: Hey, why are you guys leaving? Get back to work!
Camper #2: How? We can't work in the dark!