Guaranteed Parachute Camping Skit

Guaranteed Parachute Camping Skit

Guaranteed Parachute   Guaranteed Parachute Camping Skit   Camping Skit

This Skit is meant for older campers.
Decide for yourself if it is appropriate for your younger campers or not.

Required:2 campers
Script:A guy wants to start skydiving so he goes to buy a parachute.

Dealer: This is our best parachute. It's completely guaranteed.
Customer: Great, what's this handle for?
Dealer: That's the rip cord. You pull it and the parachute opens.
Customer: Great, what's this other handle for?
Dealer: That's the emergency chute. If the main chute fails to open, pull that handle and the emergency chute opens.
Customer: Well, what if the emergency chute doesn't open?
Dealer: Like I said, its guaranteed! Just bring it back and we'll give you a full refund!


Guaranteed Parachute Camping Skit