Hair in my Hamburger Camping Skit

Hair in my Hamburger Camping Skit

Hair in my Hamburger   Hair in my Hamburger Camping Skit   Camping Skit

This Skit has gross parts.

Required:3 campers
Script:(camper #1 enters a restaurant and is seated by camper #2.)

Camper 1: I'd like a burger and fries, please. With a coke.
Camper 2: Very good, it will be right up.
(Camper 2 exits and returns with imaginary plate.)
Camper 2: Here you are, sir. Enjoy!
(Camper 2 moves off a ways, waiting to serve.)

(Camper 1 takes a bite and enjoys it until he stops and pretends to pull a long hair out of his mouth.)
Camper 1: Yuch! Waiter! There's a hair in my burger!
Camper 2: Oh, I am so sorry, sir. Here, give me that and I will bring you a fresh meal.
(Camper 2 leaves and comes back with a new plate.)
Camper 2: Here, sir. I brought you new fries also.
Camper 1: Thank you.

(starts eating again and finds another hair.)
Camper 1: Waiter! I found ANOTHER hair. I want to speak to the cook - NOW!
(Camper 2 runs offstage and brings back camper 3 who is the cook and pretends to be forming hamburger in his hands.)
Camper 1: What is the problem? Don't you know how to make hamburgers?
Camper 3: Yes, I do. I make these burgers the same way every time. See?
(camper rolls a ball of hamburger in his hands. Then, puts it in his armpit and squeezes his arm down.)


Hair in my Hamburger Camping Skit