Hot Meal Camping Skit
|This Skit has gross parts and is meant for older campers.|
Decide for yourself if it is appropriate for your younger campers or not.
|Script:||(3 campers wander on stage)|
Camper #1: Boy, am I hungry! We haven't eaten in days!
Camper #2: Me too.
Camper #3: I'm ok, but I would just love a hot meal.
Camper #1: (Looking to ground) Shhhh! A rabbit! Jump it!
(campers #1 & #2 sneak up and catch it and start eating it)
Camper #2: (Looking at Camper #3) Would you like some?
Camper #3: No thanks, I'm ok. I'll wait for a hot meal.
Camper #1: OK, whatever.
(after finishing the rabbit and waiting a bit)
Camper #2: Hey! A squirrel! I'm still hungry. Let's get it!
(Camper #1 & #2 chase it around, catch it, and start eating)
Camper #1: (to Camper #3) Come on, you want a bite?
Camper #3: No, that's alright. I'd rather wait for a hot meal.
(after a short wait)
Camper #1: Hey! A moose!
Camper #2: Be very quiet.
(Camper #1 and #2 sneak up on the moose, wrestle it to the ground, and start eating it)
Camper #1: (to Camper #3) Hey, look. There's tons of meat here. We can't eat it all. Help yourself.
Camper #3: Thank you, but, no. I'm fine waiting for a nice, hot meal.
Camper #2: Are you sure? You haven't eaten anything for an awful long time.
Camper #3: No thanks, I'd prefer a hot meal.
(as Camper #1 and #2 continue to eat and eat)
Camper #1: Boy, I'm stuffed. I think my stomache is gonna explode.
Camper #2: Me too. I don't feel so good. (he throws up)
Camper #1: I'm sick, too. (he throws up too)
Camper #3: Finally! A hot meal!