I Ain't Lost Camping Skit
|Required:||4 or more campers |
|Preparation:||1 camper is a local fellow sitting on his front porch. |
The rest are on a hike and find themselves lost.
|Notes:||The Local can use a slow drawl accent if that would make it funnier. |
The hiking campers get more frustrated with each question asked.
|Script:||Camper #1: (to other hikers, while looking at map) Gee, guys, looks like we're lost. |
Camper #2: Let's ask that guy over there for directions.
(walk over to Local sitting on chair.)
Camper #3: Excuse me, we've been hiking for 20 miles and we seem to be lost. Can you help us?
Local: Why, shore, whadda ya need?
Camper #1: (looking at map) Can you tell us where Mt. Plummet is from here?
Local: Nope, never heard of it.
Camper #2: Can you point us towards 'the White River'?
Local: Nope, don't know where that's at.
Camper #3: How about Fort Smithers?
Local: Nope, don't know that one neither.
Camper #1: Well, how far is it to 'Red Prairie' then?
Local: Sorry, couldn't tell ya.
Camper #2: Oh, come on! Where's the closest highway?
Local: Highway? Hmm, don't know if there is a highway round here.
Camper #3: Sheesh! What DO you know?
Local: Well, sonny, I DO know I ain't lost!