Illegal Chickenfarmer Camping Skit

Illegal Chickenfarmer Camping Skit

Illegal Chickenfarmer   Illegal Chickenfarmer Camping Skit   Camping Skit

This Skit is meant for older campers.
Decide for yourself if it is appropriate for your younger campers or not.

Script:Two campers are policemen and one camper is a chickenfarmer. One camper is a narrator offstage.
Doing this with Russian or German accents might make it more entertaining.

Farmer: Here, chicky chicky chicky. Here chicky...
(Two police walk up to farmer)
Farmer: Hallo, officers.
Police: Hey there, What are you doing?
Farmer: I'm feeding my chickens.
Police: What are you feeding them?
Farmer: Corn
Police: What! There is a corn shortage. Three years in the work camp for you! (They drag him away)
Narrator: THREE YEARS LATER
Farmer: Here, chicky chicky chicky. Here chicky...
(Two police walk up to farmer)
Farmer: Uh oh.
Police: Hey there, What are you doing?
Farmer: I'm feeding my chickens.
Police: What are you feeding them?
Farmer: Wheat
Police: What! There is a wheat shortage. Five years in the work camp for you! (They drag him away)
Narrator: FIVE YEARS LATER
Farmer: Here, chicky chicky chicky. Here chicky...
(Two police walk up to farmer)
Farmer: Uh oh.
Police: Hey there, What are you doing?
Farmer: I'm feeding my chickens.
Police: What are you feeding them?

(continue with beans, rice, ... as long as you want to drag it out. But, two is usually enough)

Farmer: Dollars!
Police: Dollars?!? Why are you feeding them dollars?
Farmer: So they can go buy their own food!


Illegal Chickenfarmer Camping Skit