Intelligence Camping Skit

Intelligence Camping Skit

Intelligence   Intelligence Camping Skit   Camping Skit

This Skit is meant for older campers.
Decide for yourself if it is appropriate for your younger campers or not.

Required:1 tree or wall
3 campers
Script:Two guys are working hard, shoveling dirt.

A third guy (the boss) walks over and stands around, looks at the work they've done, reads a paper.

Camper #1: Hey, Joe. How come we have to do all the hard work and the boss there gets paid more than we do?
Camper #2: I don't know. Maybe you should ask him.
Camper #1: Good idea.
#1 lays down his shovel and walks up to Boss.
Camper #1: Hey, boss, how come we do all the work and you get all the pay?
Boss: Because of 'Intelligence'.
Camper #1: Huh?
Boss: Here, let me demonstrate.
Boss places his palm flat against a tree.
Boss: OK, hit my hand as hard as you can.
Camper #1: OK.
As #1 hits the hand, the boss pulls his hand away so #1 slugs the tree and hurts his own fist.
Boss: You see, that's Intelligence. Now, get back to work.
#1 returns to shoveling.
Camper #2: So, what did he say?
Camper #1: He said it's cause of Intelligence.
Camper #2: Huh?
Camper #1: Here, let me demonstrate.
#1 holds the palm of his hand in front of his own face.
Camper #1: OK, hit my hand as hard as you can.


Intelligence Camping Skit