Lucky Boxer Camping Skit
a frying pan
|Script:||Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the main event. |
In this corner, weighing in at 225 pounds, undefeated in 138 fights, current world heavyweight champeeeeeen, Big Bart!
And, in this corner, weighing in at 68 pounds, before drying after a shower, the contender, Little Mo!
Announcer: Boxers ready? Fight!
(Big Bart pounds on Little Mo. A right, a left, an uppercut, a roundhouse, remember which punches are used. Finally, with Little Mo nearly dead, he takes one feeble swing and Big Bart's nose and Big Bart falls down - knocked out.)
Announcer: (stands over Big Bart) 1, 2, 3, he's out! Little Mo wins! Let's see that spectacular upset again in slow motion.
Big Bart gets up and the boxers repeat the scene slowly. When Little Mo takes his slow, weak swing, another camper runs up behind Big Bart (in normal speed) and whacks him on the head with the frying pan and runs offstage.