My Worm Camping Skit

My Worm Camping Skit

My Worm   My Worm Camping Skit   Camping Skit

Required:a leader
1 or more campers
Notes:an adult is leading a group on a hike with one whining camper.
Script:(group enters stage as if on a long hike, somewhat tired out by now. Only the camper and leader have parts.)
(the camper always talks in a whiny, screachy voice.)
Camper : I'm tired. I want a break.
Leader: No, we still have 4 miles to hike before we get back to the trailhead.
Camper : But, I'm tired. I'll tell my Mom if we don't stop.
Leader: Oh, all right. Everybody halt! Take a 2 minute rest.
Camper : I want to sit down.
Leader: The ground's all muddy. Go ahead if you want to be a sloppy mess.
(camper sits down. Then, looks up at leader.)
Camper : Sit down with me.
Leader: No, I'm not getting all muddy.
Camper : I'll tell my Mom.
Leader: I don't care. I'm not getting all muddy.
Camper : I'll tell my Dad.
Leader: Oh, all right!
(leader plops down next to camper and shakes mud off his hands.)
Camper : Oh, look! A big worm. Pick it up for me.
Leader: No, pick it up yourself.
Camper : I'll tell my Mom.
Leader: Go ahead, I don't care.
Camper : I'll tell my Dad.
Leader: So what.
Camper : I'll tell your wife.
Leader: OK! OK! I've got your worm, see?
Camper : Break it in half for me.
Leader: No! That's disgusting!
Camper : Do it or I'll tell your wife.
Leader: No! Go ahead and tell her.
Camper : I'll cry!
(starts crying loudly. All the campers cover their ears and leader frantically breaks worm in half.)
Leader: There! There! It's broken already.
Camper : Eat half of it.
Leader: No!
(camper starts crying almost as loud as he can and watching the leader. Leader finally eats half the worm, gagging on it. But, the camper cries even louder.)
Leader: Stop! I ate half the worm. Why won't you stop?
Camper : (pauses in his screaming) You ate MY HALF! (screams some more)



My Worm Camping Skit