Panda Bear in Restaurant Camping Skit
|This Skit is meant for older campers.|
Decide for yourself if it is appropriate for your younger campers or not.
|Preparation:||Camper #1 and #2 are sitting in chairs as if they are eating a meal at a restaurant. The other 2 chairs are set up at a different 'table' on stage. Camper #3 and #4 are offstage.|
|Notes:||The punch line needs to be read loudly and clearly.|
|Script:||Campers #3 and #4 enter the restaurant and find a place to sit. |
Camper #3: My, this is a very nice restaurant. The menu looks great and the place is nice!
Camper #4: Yes, it got great reviews and the prices are sure high. (looking around and seeing the campers at the other table.) But, I wonder why they would let such an animal eat in here?
Camper #3: Animal? what animal? Oh, that black and white one there? (points at camper #1)
(Camper #1 quickly stands, pulls a gun, and shoots Camper #2. Camper #2 falls dead and #1 runs offstage)
Camper #3: Did you see that?
Camper #4: Yes, that animal just shot him! What kind of an animal would do such a thing?
Camper #3: I think it was a panda bear.
Camper #4: Let me look that up in my pocket encyclopedia. Let's see... Yes! "Panda Bear; Eats Shoots and Leaves."