Panda Bear in Restaurant Camping Skit

Panda Bear in Restaurant Camping Skit

Panda Bear in Restaurant   Panda Bear in Restaurant Camping Skit   Camping Skit

This Skit is meant for older campers.
Decide for yourself if it is appropriate for your younger campers or not.

Required:4 campers
4 chairs
Preparation:Camper #1 and #2 are sitting in chairs as if they are eating a meal at a restaurant. The other 2 chairs are set up at a different 'table' on stage. Camper #3 and #4 are offstage.
Notes:The punch line needs to be read loudly and clearly.
Script:Campers #3 and #4 enter the restaurant and find a place to sit.

Camper #3: My, this is a very nice restaurant. The menu looks great and the place is nice!
Camper #4: Yes, it got great reviews and the prices are sure high. (looking around and seeing the campers at the other table.) But, I wonder why they would let such an animal eat in here?
Camper #3: Animal? what animal? Oh, that black and white one there? (points at camper #1)

(Camper #1 quickly stands, pulls a gun, and shoots Camper #2. Camper #2 falls dead and #1 runs offstage)
Camper #3: Did you see that?
Camper #4: Yes, that animal just shot him! What kind of an animal would do such a thing?
Camper #3: I think it was a panda bear.
Camper #4: Let me look that up in my pocket encyclopedia. Let's see... Yes! "Panda Bear; Eats Shoots and Leaves."


Panda Bear in Restaurant Camping Skit