Ugly Baby Camping Skit

Ugly Baby Camping Skit

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This Skit is meant for older campers.
Decide for yourself if it is appropriate for your younger campers or not.

Required:3 campers
1 chair
Script:(One camper is sitting in a chair. He is holding a doll or pretend baby.)

Conductor: (offstage) All Abooooard!

(2nd camper walks up and does a double-take when he notices the baby)
Man: Holy Cow! Lady, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen in my whole life!
Mother: What! How dare you say such a thing! You should be ashamed of yourself.
Man: I'm sorry, ma'am, but just look at him. Yuch! That is definitely a face only a mother could love. Sheesh!
Mother: Oh, you beast! Conductor! Conductor! Come here!

(3rd camper comes running over)
Conductor: Yes, ma'am? What's the trouble?
Mother: This man is being rude and insulting and saying terrible things.
Conductor: Sir, please move on to the next car and leave this woman alone.
Man: Look, I'm sorry, but that thing is ugly! (He exits stage)
Conductor: There you go, ma'am, he won't bother you any more.
Mother: Well, I certainly hope not. This has been a most upsetting train ride so far.
Conductor: Ma'am, this railroad does our best to keep all our passengers comfortable. Can I bring you a free drink from the hospitality car?
Mother: Oh yes, that would be lovely.
Conductor: While I'm there, I'll pick up a banana for that monkey of yours, too.



Ugly Baby Camping Skit