Chorus: Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy? (or Camping, or Scouting, or ...) Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy? Giddy and foolish the whole day through Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?
A horse and a flea and three blind mice Sat on a curbstone shooting dice The horse he slipped and fell on the flea 'Whoops,' said the flea, 'There's a horse on me!' - Chorus
Way down South where bananas grow A grasshopper stepped on an elephant's toe The elephant cried, with tears in his eyes 'Why don't you pick on someone your own size?' - Chorus
Way up North where there's ice and snow There lived a penguin and his name was Joe He got so tired of black and white He wore pink pajamas to the dance last night! - Chorus
Eli, Eli had some socks A dollar a pair and a nickel a box The more you wear 'em the better they get And you put 'em in the water and they don't get wet! - Chorus
Late last night, I had a real strange dream, Ate a nine-pound marshmallow my mom gave me, When I woke up, I knew somethinf was wrong, I looked around and saw my pillow was gone! - Chorus