There's Nothing I'd Rather Be Camping Song lyrics midi

There's Nothing I'd Rather Be Camping Song lyrics midi

There's Nothing I'd Rather Be Camping Song
There's Nothing I'd Rather Be A Favorite Camping Song

This Song is meant for older campers.
Decide for yourself if it is appropriate for your younger campers or not.

Lyrics:I'm glad I am a [camper, boy scout, teenager, ..., whatever your group is], there's nothing I'd rather be  
But if I weren't a [camper,...], ...... 
 
     
  1. A bird watcher I would be -  
    Hark a lark, flying through the park, SPLAT!
  2. A plumber I would be 
    Plunge it, flush it, look out below!
  3. A mermaid I would be 
    Bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop!
  4. A carpenter I would be 
    Two by four, two by four, nail it to the floor! OUCH!
    [or] Bang, Bang, Smack, Smack, Show a little butt crack.
  5. A teacher I would be 
    Sit down, shut up, throw away your gum!
  6. A flight attendant I would be 
    Coffee, tea, or me, sir; here's your little bag. BLEH!
  7. A typist I would be 
    Ticka, ticka, ticka, ticka, ticka, ticka, ZING!
  8. A hippie I would be 
    Love and peace, my hair is full of grease! 
    [or] Hey Man! Cool Man! Far out! Wow!
    {or] Peace! Love! Here comes the fuzz!
  9. A farmer I would be 
    Here's a cow, there's a cow, and here's another yuck! 
    [or] Give, Bessy, give, the baby's gotta live!
  10. A laundry worker I would be 
    Starchy here, starchy there, starchy in your underwear!
  11. A cashier I would be 
    Twenty nine, forty nine, here's your change, sir!
  12. A gym teacher I would be 
    We must, we must, improve the bust!
  13. A medic I would be 
    Turn around, drop your pants, jab, jab, jab!
  14. An electrician I would be 
    Positive, negative, bbzzzzt -ZAP!
  15. A fireman I would be 
    Jump lady, jump... whoa splat!
  16. A cook I would be 
    Mix it, bake it; heartburn-BURP!
  17. A ice cream maker I would be 
    Tutti-frutti, tutti-frutti, nice ice cream!
  18. A politician I would be 
    Raise the taxes, lower the pay, vote for me on election day!
  19. A butcher I would be 
    Chop it up, grind it up, make a little patty!
  20. A garbage collector I would be 
    Lift it, dump it, pick out the good stuff 
    [or] Pile that garbage. Pile that garbage. Pile it to the sky.
  21. A [Domino's] pizza maker I would be 
    30 minute, fast delivery!
  22. A clam digger I would be 
    Dig one here, dig one there-Oh my frozen derriere!
  23. Superman I would be 
    It's a bird, it's a plane, where is Lois Lane?
  24. Lois Lane I would be 
    Get away, get away, get away, Clark Kent!
  25. A cyclist I would be 
    peddle, peddle, peddle, peddle; ring, ring, ring!
  26. A truck driver I would be 
    Here's a curve, there's a curve. HERE'S A BETTER CURVE! 
    [Makes outline of shapely woman.]
  27. A house cleaner I would be 
    Ooh, a bug; squish it in the rug!
  28. A baby I would be 
    Mama, Dada, I wuv you!
  29. A Preacher I would be 
    Well, well, you never can tell; you might go to heaven, or you might go to ...
  30. A DJ I would Be, 
    Miles of smiles on the radio dial.
  31. A Stewardess I would be, 
    Here's your coffee, here's your tea. Here's your paper bag - Blaaah!
  32. A Baker I would be, 
    Donuts! Eclairs! Buy My Buns!
  33. A Lifeguard I would be, 
    Save yourself, Man. I'm working on my tan! 
    [or] Mouth to Mouth Resuscitate, What a way to get a date.
  34. A Lawyer I would be, 
    Honest. I swear, My client wasn't there
  35. An Engineer, I would be, 
    Push the button, push the button, kick the darn machine.
  36. A munchkin I would be,
    Follow the road, follow the road, follow the yellow brick road.
  37. A Ranger I would be, 
    Get eaten by a bear, see if I care.
  38. A Scoutmaster I would be, 
    Do this, do that, Where's my coffee at?
    [or] Do this, do that, Doughnuts make me fat.
  39. An SPL I would be,
    Do this, do that, I think I'll take a nap.
  40. A doctor I would be
    Take a pill; pay my bill! I'm going golfing!
    [or] Needle! Thread! Stick 'em in the head!
  41. A banker I would be,
    Cash the check, what the heck, I'm going golfing.
  42. A Grandma I would be
    Don't cry, here's some pie, I'm going golfing.
  43. A chef I would be,
    French toast, fried chicken, what the heck is that?
  44. A bus driver I would be,
    Swerve, Skid, I almost hit a kid.
  45. An ambulance driver I would be,
    Scrape 'em off the pavement, but 'em in a bag.
  46. A grave digger I would be,
    Six feet down, plant 'em in the ground.
  47. A grave robber I would be,
    Six feet up, chuck 'em in the truck.
  48. A policeman I would be,
    Bang, Bang, Bang, stop or I'll shoot.
  49. A hobo I would be,
    Money please, money please, Hey I found a quarter.
  50. A boxer I would be,
    Left jab, right jab, upper hook, cross.
  51. A statue (or fence post or tree) I would be,
    (just stand stock still).
  52. A priest I would be,
    Hallelujah, amen, pass the plate around again.



There's Nothing I'd Rather Be Camping Song lyrics midi