Big and Strong Like You Camping Skit
|Notes:||The 'Hero' in this skit can be anyone your group recognizes as big and strong - football star, president, cubmaster, ...|
|Script:||Arnold Schwarznegger (Hero) is standing center stage, hands on hips, looking like he is important and in charge. |
Boy: Mr. Schwarznegger, how can I become as big and strong as you?
Arnold: Hmmm, let me see. OK, I will share a secret with you. Go home and rub oil on your head every day for one week.
Boy: Wow, Thank you! (exits)
Boy: (enters crouching down to be short) Arnold, Arnold, it didn't work! Now I'm even shorter than I was!
Arnold: Hmmm, that's strange. Well, go home and rub oil on your head every day for 2 weeks.
Boy: Well, OK (exits)
Boy: (enters crouching as low as he can) Arnold, Arnold, look at me! I'm shorter than ever!
Arnold: I don't understand. Did you do what I said?
Arnold: What kind of oil did you rub on your head?
Arnold: Crisco!?! That's not oil! That's SHORTENING!!!