Ditch Wreck Camping Skit

Ditch Wreck Camping Skit

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This Skit is meant for older campers.
Decide for yourself if it is appropriate for your younger campers or not.

Required:6 campers
Script:Four campers are arranged as if in a car and drive onto the stage. They imitate a car wreck and they all wind up laying on the ground - 3 of them close together and the 4th a way apart.

Two campers drive onto the scene as policemen with their siren going.

Police #1: Looks like another bad crash here on MacIntosh Boulevard. Well, we'd better record the details on the report. Let's go.

They walk over to the group of 3 people.
Police #1: This one wound up in the ditch.
Police #2: Got it. (writing on his pad) D-I-T-C-H. ditch.

Police #1: Here's another one in the ditch.
Police #2: Yep. D-I-T-C-H. ditch.

Police #1: Number 3 is in the ditch, too.
Police #2: Uh-huh. D-I-T-C-H. ditch.

Police #1: Hmmm, this poor guy is right out here in the boulevard. I'm gonna go check the tire marks while you finish writing this up. (He walks away)
Police #2: OK. Boulevard. B-O-L, nope. Hmmm, B-O-A, nope. Hmmm.
(He looks around, then rolls the person over closer to the others.)
Police #2: D-I-T-C-H. ditch.


Ditch Wreck Camping Skit