Doctor! Camping Skit

Doctor! Camping Skit

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This Skit is meant for older campers.
Decide for yourself if it is appropriate for your younger campers or not.

Required:two or three campers
Script:One camper could play the 'nurse' and the 'doctor'. Two campers that memorize the whole skit and pop from joke to joke really make it work.

Patient: I canít figure out why my nose runs and my feet smell.
My last doctor said Iím paranoid. Well, he didnít actually say it, but I could tell he was thinking it.
So, Iím going to see a new doctor.
(walks up to Nurse)

Patient: Nurse, I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.
Nurse: Have you seen a doctor?
Patient: No, just spots.
Patient: I brought my son in two hours ago because he swallowed a silver dollar. Whatís his status?
Nurse: No change yet.
Patient: Well, let me see the doctor.
(walks over to Doctor)

Patient: Doctor! I feel like a set of curtains.
Doctor: Pull yourself together, man!
Patient: Doctor! I've got insomnia.
Doctor: Don't lose any sleep over it!
Patient: Doctor! I have weird dreams that Iím invisible.
Doctor: I canít see you now. Please come back tomorrow.
Patient: Doctor! I feel like killing myself and I need your help. What should I do?
Doctor: Pay in advance.
Patient: Doctor! I think Iím shrinking!
Doctor: Youíll just have to be a little patient.
Patient: Doctor! Everyone keeps ignoring me.
Doctor: Next!
Patient: Doctor! My back feels like a deck of cards!
Doctor: I'll deal with you later.
Patient: Doctor! I feel awful again. What's wrong with me?
Doctor: Oh, you've had this before?
Patient: Yes.
Doctor: Well, you've got it again!
Patient: My friend's doctor told him he had appendicitis. Two weeks later, my friend died of heart failure.
Doctor: Don't worry. If I tell you you've got appendicitis, you'll die from appendicitis!

Patient: Doctor! I need this rusty nail removed from my foot. How long will it take and how much will it cost?
Doctor: $300 and about 5 minutes.
Patient: $300!?! For five minutes work?
Doctor: Well, I can do it slower if youíd like.

Patient: Doctor! Whatís wrong? You look puzzled.
Doctor: I canít figure whatís wrong with you but I think itís the result of heavy drinking.
Patient: OK, Iíll just come back when youíre sober.

Doctor! Camping Skit