Dumb Doctor Camping Skit
|This Skit is meant for older campers.|
Decide for yourself if it is appropriate for your younger campers or not.
chairs lined up to be a hospital bed or a tabletop.
|Script:||(doctor enters hospital room where man is laying on hospital bed, sleeping. doctor walks over close to man and looks at him and starts readying his imaginary status chart.)|
doctor: Hmmm, let's see. Mr. Smith. Hmmm, recovering nicely. Good progress!
(man wakes up and starts grabbing his throat like he can't breath.)
doctor: What is it? Do you need something to drink?
(man shakes head No)
doctor: Do you need medicine?
(man shakes head No frantically)
doctor: Are you having a heart attack?
(man shakes head No. He acts like he is scribbling on a piece of paper.)
doctor: You want a pencil and paper?
(man nods head Yes)
(doctor hands him paper and pencil. Man writes note with his last bit of strength and then falls back dead.)
doctor: (reading note) You are standing on my oxygen hose!
(doctor looks down at his shoes and takes a step back, then guiltily scurries offstage)