Got Any Duck Food? Camping Skit

Got Any Duck Food? Camping Skit

Got Any Duck Food?   Got Any Duck Food? Camping Skit   Camping Skit

Script:Camper 1 stands behind box or chair or table being used as the store counter.
Customer: (walks in and faces store owner) Got any duck food?
Owner: No, this is a hardware store. We don't sell duck food.
(customer leaves and comes back the next day)

Customer: Got any duck food?
Owner: No! This is a haaaaardwaaaaaaaare store. We....do....not....sell....duck....food.
(customer leaves and comes back the next day)

Customer: Got any duck food?
Owner: No! No! No! And, if you ask me again, I'm gonna nail your feet to the floor!
(customer leaves and comes back the next day)

Customer: Got any Nails?
Owner: No.
Customer: Got any Duck Food?


Got Any Duck Food? Camping Skit