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| This Skit is meant for older campers. Decide for yourself if it is appropriate for your younger campers or not. | |
| Required: | at least 5 campers |
| Script: | (Four fathers are pacing nervously around the waiting room, waiting for news from the doctor about their new babies) Doctor enters the room. Doctor: Mr. Smith? (Mr. Smith steps forward in nervous anticipation.) Mr. Smith: Yes, yes! Doctor: Mr. Smith, you are the proud father of healthy twins. Mr. Smith: Wow, what a coincidence. I'm a pitcher for the Minnesota Twins! (Mr. Smith and doctor exit while others continue to pace) Doctor: Mr. Jones? Mr. Jones: Yes, that's me. What news? Doctor: Mr. Jones, you are the proud father of healthy triplets. Mr. Jones: Wow, another coincidence. I work at 3M. (Mr. Jones and doctor exit while pacing continues) Doctor: Mr. Doe? Mr. Doe: Yes, sir. Tell me, quick! Doctor: Mr. Doe, you are the proud father of healthy quadruplets. Mr. Doe: Well, that's amazing. I'm the news anchor for Channel Four! (As doctor and Mr. Doe start to exit, the last father starts yelling.) Last Father: Oh No! I can't take it! There's no way! (doctor comes back to him and grabs him by the shoulders.) Doctor: Man, get ahold of yourself. What's the problem? Last Father: It's awful. I'm a store manager for Seven-Eleven! With more campers, you could come up with additional fathers for Five, Six, Seven, ... and have the last father be a quarterback for the San Francisco 49ers. |
New Fathers Camping Skit 
